Since 2017, I have offered my signature Juno Jar service twice a year -- in the winter and summer -- in my role as a high priestess of Juno, Roman goddess of the matriarchal state, treasury, relationships, and liberation through direct means, and in my path as an ancestral sorceress.
Each Juno Jar service is a community ritual, maintained over a twelve (12) month period, that is focused on generating and supporting long-term wealth, financial stability, and good luck in the lives of the participants.
If you have privacy concerns, physical disability, children & pets who get into things, or you’re a busy bee who doesn’t have a lot of time, this service is intended to help you have access to the toolkit of magic without throwing time, spoons, and money down the drain.
Each service is centered around the creation + maintenance of a magical vessel.
A large glass jar is filled with premium quality materia — handmade magical oils & powders, real currency, precious metals, ethically gathered honey, and other herbs, minerals, and curios — alongside with preparing each petition based on the participant’s uniquely stated goals and desires. No two jars are identical in terms of their contents, and are prepared based on in-depth + precise divination and consultation with the collective input of Juno and the participants’ supporting and guiding ancestors.
The jar(s) are then presented with a lavish fete of honor to Juno, who has Her power and intelligence seated into the vessel through an act of ecstatic trance, while being fed with a pure beeswax candle and filled with living essence.
Then, over the next 12 months, I pray over the vessel(s) daily and feed them once a month on the Full Moon with ongoing fete offerings, petitioning that the participants receive the support, good fortune, and opportunities they need to achieve their desires + goals. This ongoing carework also puts energy + momentum towards creating a foundation of good luck and fortune that helps participants work towards breaking the stranglehold of capitalism, intergenerational bad habits, and basic struggles that make it hard to come together for our collective best interests.
Juno Jar participants receive, in addition to their petition:
Juno Jar services take place during the same dates each and every year for sales + petition submissions. Changes of execution for the service may be made due to illness or Shabbat.
Pricing for individual Juno Jar petitions is based on the Green Bottle Model of Sliding Scale Pricing.
Tier 1 ($275 USD) is the gratuity tier, intended for people of abundant/more-than-comfortable financial means. There is a 2-month installment plan available, with no additional markup, at this tier.
Tier 2 ($175 USD) is the actual price of a single Juno Jar petition. There are 3 and 7-month installment plans available, with no additional markup, at this tier.
Tier 3 ($50 USD) is the price I charged for this service when it first launched, and is retained as a legacy price point to allow folx to access to my work who have a little expendable income, understand the conditions around this service, and feel good participating.
Oaths and sworn pacts are a common part of working magic, and I use this as a mechanism to protect my integrity and boundaries in my experience and in my service to the Divine.
PLEASE BE AWARE that participation in *all* of my spiritual service comes with an in-built promise to my spirits, wherein you swear to redistribute a (generous, whatever that feels like/means to you, amount...you'll know what it is, 'cause it should feel like a small squeeze!) portion of any financial cash benefit you feel you receive from this work directly to others who are marginalised and/or in need, both of communal care but also solidarity. DO NOT give to NPOs and NGOs that have means testing, or that don't provide any sort of financial assistance .
Breaking this oath with intentionality and malice will have consequences of unknown character, severity, and quantity, so please consider this rider -very- carefully before you work with me, because I am not responsible for any afflictions of bad luck and soured honor on your part.
Payment plans are offered on an honor’s system — if you’re unable to make payments, or need to briefly pause or postpone them, you can do so no questions asked. I generally do NOT offer refunds, as your participation covers the cost of materials, time & investments acquiring my expertise, and labor, *NOT* results, as I cannot ethically guarantee you results (see the next section.)
That being said, please know that if you sign up for a payment plan with the intention of not paying me, or in order to pay less than the accessibility tier, you are a thief and that is stealing. I will not curse or hex you ('cause I'm a witch, this is a real concern, ha), but my Ancestors will not tolerate me being cheated and taken advantage of. Make of that information what you will -- as long as you're doing your best & being honest, you'll be fine.
Now, let’s talk about guarantees, reasonable risk, etc.
First and foremost: if you are feeling any sort of desperation, pressure, or coercion from me *or* any other influences, please do not sign up or inquire to work with me. This also applies to having to making a contribution you can’t afford on a credit card out of guilt/shame, or sending me a contribution when you’re down to a few dollars. I know it’s very tempting to take that leap of faith, but please, DO NOT buy into a rite or attempt to hire me if it’s going to put you in financial distress.
That’s not what these tools are for - they are meant to help improve your life, not make it more stressful! Signing up for any of my services under these conditions would not be good for me, and it definitely won’t be good for you, as that is not a prime zone for magic to work its, well, magic in, as it were.
Insofar as guarantees, I am legally obliged to say that this is a work of art and for entertainment purposes only. Which is true, it IS a work of art - performance art - and you are paying to support the art and for my wisdom, time, and experience, NOT for results. Any magical practitioner who makes representations to you of 100% accuracy, 100% guarantee, etc., is a liar and a fraud. That is deeply unethical as well as objectively cruel.
What I can say is that I agree with Gordon White of Runesoup: I, personally, believe magic works 100% of the time, it’s just a matter of whether or not, 1) It works well enough for you to notice a shift in probabilities (example: you do luck magic to win the lottery, but the odds are so astronomical that even if your working was a rousing success, it’s still not enough to generate a noticeable change!), and 2) It manifests a change in alignment with your desires and intentions, which is not fully within your control anyways. I share this so you understand what you’re signing up for, and that once you purchase a petition, it’s non-refundable, because you’re paying for art and time, which are things I can’t get or give back once they’ve manifested in the world through my work.
I work with clients of all backgrounds who are interested in exploring how magic can help them achieve their goals and aspirations, and I endeavour to work from the most grounded, realistic, and thoughtful frame possible in order to create the best containers possible for success. However, magic-for-hire offerings are COLLABORATIVE - while you might not have to do the magical bits, you very much have to invest yourself into the practical bits - so if you’re expecting this service to *snap* and fix all your problems for you, save us both the trouble, beloved.
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